Siren | Lavender Beds | W14 P6
Saturdays
9PM -12AM EST
#himbohooters_ff14

BUTTERMILK PANCAKES ☀

A stack of classic pancakes served with maple syrup and real butter. I guess we could get fake butter for you too if you're into that.

" you can put jelly and oil on them! but i drop the butter on the floor a lot and it slips awayy and awayyyyy all over the floooor oh noooo" — Babycorn Corn

BREAD STICKS ☀

Aromatic freshly-baked bread served with an assortment of spreads. Comes with a free basket! It might even be edible!

"STICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! throw it and i'll catch it!! with my mouth sometimes!!"
— Babycorn Corn

NACHOS

House-made corn tortilla chips served with a side of bright and tangy salsa to dip. We went all the way to Tural to learn how to make these for you! Please buy them.

"theyre mine! not yours! haha get it :) do you do you do you do you do you?" — Babycorn Corn

HOUSE SALAD

A light and refreshing salad with greens and other vegetable-shaped things plucked fresh from the FC garden. Does not contain grass.

"with grass fresh from the outside!! if himbo let me put it in... grrrrr hes so mean!" — Babycorn Corn

GYOZA ☀

Experience an authentic taste of Hingashi with our pork gyoza handmade and pan-fried by a handsome Bozjan Hrothgar in his Eorzean restaurant.

"i greb with my hands and i eats em up yum yum yum :) I like putting cement in mine!" — Babycorn Corn

HIMBO'S FAMOUS BURGER ☀

Himbo's signature burger! Two 14oz patties of juicy marbled beef topped with slices of grass-fed yak cheese, crisp La Noscean lettuce, sweet onions, and our secret house sauce served between two fat buns. Comes with a side of sea salt popoto wedges and a cold bottle of... "milk." Himbo, why are there quotation marks around "milk"..?

"lunya likes this one a lot! so buy one for yourself and buy her one too!" — Babycorn Corn

HIMBO'S ROAST CHICKEN

Delicately roasted chicken that falls apart in your mouth, highlighting the sweet sharpness of our locally-grown lemons and the rich fragrance of our not-locally-grown garlic. You might need a take-home box for this.

"do you know how a chicken takes 3 steps and then forgets? ...... do you know how a" — Babycorn Corn

HIMBO'S STEAK

Aged Turali prime rib perfectly pan seared in fragrant rosemary and garlic and topped with whipped butter. If you ask for it anywhere past medium, you might as well kill the chef.

"STEAAAAAAAAAAAK LIKE FOR VAMPIRES!!! theyre out there oyu have to be careful or they'll SUCK YOU!!! DRY!!!" — Babycorn Corn

HIMBO'S BURRITOS ☀

A set of burritos with an assortment of all the fillings you could think of, wrapped up in corn tortillas so tenderly it may remind you of your mother's embrace.

"one time i wrapped up my little brother like a burrito! and then i dipped him in salsa which was lava, i was grounded for a long time..." — Babycorn Corn

HIMBO'S TACOS DE CARNE ASADA

Soft tortillas filled to bursting with marinated and grilled rroneek chuck, cotija, onion, guac, onion again, lime juice, salsa, and cilantro. If you have the cilantro soap gene I guess you can just look longingly at them.

"these are soooo tasty!! i like to put lotsa cheese in mine! i get it from coco's room !! i bite it off!" — Babycorn Corn

HIMBO'S PIZZA

Mouthwatering brick oven pizzas in any flavour and topping array your heart desires, even pineapple! But no asking the himbos to top the pizza, please. That's a health code violation.

"they say the moon is made of cheese....so if we take the world and put it on the moon it can be pizza.......lunya says i needa stop eating so much sugar before bed" — Babycorn Corn

KID'S MEAL

I don't know why you brought your kid to a Hooters, but you can feed them small sandwiches or fish sticks with their choice of juice from the drinks menu. Doesn't come with a toy.

"IM 29!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...but i would like some. " — Babycorn Corn

SHORTCAKE

A deliciously sweet slice of cake with layers of whipped cream and fresh berries, so light and airy you might just float out of the restaurant and through a hole in the ceiling.

"if you want i can make cake too!! i use flowers and yeast! and...LOVE...!!!" — Babycorn Corn

CARAMEL POPCORN

The source of all those strange noises in the kitchen! Probably! Tossed until covered in a delicious caramel layer, this sweet treat is perfect for getting caught in your teeth long enough that it lasts you one Savage lockout.

"gets stuck in my teeth.." — Babycorn Corn

PARFAIT ☀

Between you and me, it's actually less of a parfait and more of a sundae. We layer whipped cream, ice cream, and fresh Lominsan fruits for your delight with our jumbo parfaits! Perfect for sharing with a friend! Or perhaps... a himbo...?

"with yogurt made from himbo's fresh milk!! whatever that means! do we have a cow named himbo? anyway i love strawbebbies!" — Babycorn Corn

ASSORTED "COOKIES" ☀

No! I'm not calling them what you wrote in this spreadsheet, Himbo! We're already pushing the boundaries of this venue's PG13 rating! Your big wet eyes won't work on me!

"i think i'll get grounded if i say this one ." — Babycorn Corn

BOBA

Classic black milk tea with brown sugar pearls. Sugar and ice levels can't be customized, but feel free to pick your own low-hanging fruit boob jokes!

"BOOBS?! this gives you BOOBS?! GIMME LIKE A MILLION!" — Babycorn Corn

CHAI

It's tea! But don't call it chai tea unless you want a Thavnairian to get you, and not even in a hot way.

"i tried to put leaves from trees to make tea but it didnt work...and i had to go to the hospital." — Babycorn Corn

COFFEE

Our specialty house coffee features powdered cinnamon and creamy foam on top, the perfect pairing to cut through the bitterness of the coffee itself! No, you can't order it plain.

"i drank this once and i can't remember what happened next! and then i was in the hospital! again!" — Babycorn Corn

FRUIT JUICE

Your choice of pineapple, apple, grape, orange, peach, or lemonade, the last of which isn't really a juice but lemon-flavored sugar water. Not that a himbo would know the difference.

"mister himbo uses his boobies to make this and lunya once said that might be a ...healt hazaaard? is that it? but i dont know about that!" — Babycorn Corn

✦ Lunya ✦
she/her

Lunya enjoys long walks on the north lane in Rival Wings and tearing down the mansion layout in a frenzy only to immediately regret it. Probably in Gpose or pretending to be AFK behind the counter.

✦ Coco ✦
he/they

"Coco, what do you do at [Himbo Hooters]?"
"Well I stand there and ummmm I play music sometimes and... I'll think about it. ...I'm Coco."

✦ Babycorn ✦
she/her

If you catch her looking at you she's probably wondering what food you ordered so she can eat the same thing later. Do NOT feed this thing.

✦ Vertical ✦
he/they

Vertical Height.Occasionally B'ig Nunh.

✦ Peepo ✦
peepo

peepo
hope this helps <3

✦ Andres ✦
he/him

A man of many talents, including but not limited to clipping through your table to spin in an endless circle and playing dead on top of your dinner. Might offer you a worm if you're not careful. Might even offer you two worms.

✦ Installshield ✦
she/her

Token European and probably queueing for mahjong as we speak. Highly recommends the soup!
...What do you mean we don't have soup on the menu anymore?

✦ Khaljan ✦
ne/nem

If there's robots, Khaljan's there.