Well come and well met!

Himbo Hooters is a casual SFW RP venue presented to you by Siren's very own Himbo Hooters and «flowr»! We strive to deliver only the tastiest of food and the beefiest, stupidest, and kindest of men directly to your table.Come visit for great food, great company, or just a corner to AFK in!


Siren | Lavender Beds | W14 P6
Saturdays and Sundays
9PM -12AM EST
#himbohooters_ff14

What's on the menu?

☀ INDICATES A HOUSING ITEM!


Hootersizers | 3000g

Bread Sticks ☀
Pancakes ☀
Tomato Salad
Fried Gyoza ☀
Baked Eggplant
Baba Ghanoush
Caviar Canapes

Main Course | 6000g

Himbo's Famous Burger ☀
Pizza
Smoked Chicken
Salmon Meuniere
Beef Stroganoff
New World Burrito ☀
Jhinga Biryani
Jhinga Curry
Kid's Meal (Finger Sandwiches OR Battered Fish with the choice of any Juice)

Desserts | 4000g

Lemon Waffle
Assorted Cakes ☀
Cookie
Lemon Curd
Wondrous Parfait ☀

Drinks | 400g

Mors
Tea
Coffee ☀
Juice (Pineapple/Apple/Grape/Orange/Peach/Lemonade)

Meet Your Himbos.

Himbo Hooters
he/him

The Big Man himself, the boss, the chief, the head honcho, the president, your friend!

Him Boe
he/him

Full of spirit and enthusiasm, while being none the wiser! Will hug unprompted. Clench your ribcage maybe.

Maximilien Desrosiers
he/they

The venue's local vampire grew restless. Now he serves waffles and wholesome smiles!

Choccy Milk
he/him

Will hand-draw portraits if you ask nicely!

Beefcake Mc'flex
any pronouns

50% beef, 50% flex. 100% your friend.

Radek Oakskavisch
he/they

Extremely large. Very dumb. Extremely strong. Very soft. All wrapped into one Ishgardian himbo package. Just wants to do his best....

Rebellion Casyasch
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Clarice Cobike
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You already know who I am! My name's Clarice, and he's a gamer gworl and basically a huge mess of memes.


Emotional Support «Flowr»s.

wait, you think these guys do any work? they just stand around and make fun of himbo.

Lunya
she/her

The very small and very powerful leader of «flowr», but only because Andres tossed it to her before he unsubbed. She enjoys long walks on the north lane in Rival Wings and tearing down the mansion layout in a frenzy only to immediately regret it. Probably in Gpose or pretending to be AFK behind the counter.

Coco
he/they

"Coco, what do you do at [Himbo Hooters]?"
"Well I stand there and ummmm I play music sometimes and... I'll think about it. ...I'm Coco."
He's just a little guyyyyyyy. The malewife to Lunya's girlboss, as they say.

Babycorn
she/her

Local Lalafell with a tendency to not mind her business. If you catch her looking at you she's probably wondering what food you ordered so she can eat the same thing later. Babycorn eats a lot of things she shouldn't and that's caused a lot of problems. Puts the "haunted" in "haunted FC chambers". Pat at your own risk!

Vertical
any pronouns

Vertical Height.Occasionally B'ig Nunh.

Peepo
peepo

peepo
hope this helps <3

Andres
he/him

A man of many talents, including but not limited to clipping through your table to spin in an endless circle and playing dead on top of your dinner. Might offer you a worm if you're not careful. Might even offer you two worms.

Installshield
she/her

Token European and probably queueing for mahjong as we speak. Highly recommends the soup!

Khaljan
ne/nem

If there's robots, Khaljan's there.

Cornet Sonata
any pronouns

Diversity Hire Bimbo... It's grandma!
TEA raider/Vertical Height fan/B'ig Nunh hater.

Large "Lars" Strongcat
he/him

Local Helpful Hrothgar Himbo Husband. Likes flowers and everything soft and wholesome.

Vitorius Scrawell
he/him

Big ole housecat who loves to serve food and give all the hugs! I promise I won't drop your food, and if I do its on me! Literally. I still have Lemon Curd stuck in my fur...

House Rules.

- This is NOT an 18+ or ERP venue—hardcore NSFW talk and images are not allowed in the restaurant or the Discord. Dirty jokes can slide, but we ask that you be respectful to the people behind the screen and please be considerate of underage players.
- We ask that you use basic courtesy when interacting with other customers and staff! Hate speech and harassment will not be tolerated. Please contact a staff member if you need to!
- Please refrain from talking about MSQ spoilers in public chat!
- You're welcome to clip through the walls of the mansion at leisure but please stay out of the kitchen area and staff backroom! Several FC rooms are also open to visitors!

FAQ.

Are you hiring?
- Not currently!
Does your designer do housing commissions?
- Not currently!
Do you guys do birthdays?
- Heck yeah, we do! Please alert us in advance should you have a birthday celebrant in your party so we can prepare a little treat!
[Please note, birthday celebrations are only available on days that Mr. Hooters himself or a member of <<flowr>> are present in the venue.]
Girl help, I'm trapped in your jump puzzle!
- In the event that you are trapped behind the walls of the establishment, we recommend running into the nearest furnishing until you clip through! If worst comes to worst, please open your Housing menu and select "Move to front door".
YOU GUYS HAVE A JUMP PUZZLE?????
- Please take the steps to the second floor and turn to the left! At the jungle gym, stand atop the bed and use /doze before jumping to access the rest of the puzzle!

Credits.

logo design by @hospitalvespers
carrd design by @starfall_dance
venue design by @starfall_dance